January 2009
5 posts
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Every chair worth his salt must endure a combine in which his strength, flexibility, depression-resistance, spin, and integrity will be tested. I present for you now, a video of my combine.
Jan 30th
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“When fortune calls, offer her a chair”
Jan 29th
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It is, without doubt, the coldest winter in memory now falling avec full force over the Tiffany City, and to think me, in my cozy corner of the Center that Rockefeller built, resting here humbled by most serious consideration for that honor bestowed upon few of my kind: Late Night Chair.  Rest now upon me, laurels of James Fallon IV, for I, your merry servant Woodtimes, shall be your throne of...
Jan 26th
“Worry is like a rocking chair—it gives you something to do but it doesn’t get...”
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd